Hey, if you want to experiment with illegal substances, well, that's
up to you. Just don't assume that we might care to join you or to even hear about it. The
Hash in Hash House Harriers refers to mediocre food, such as that served at a Hash House,
or mediocre restaurant where the cooks and waitresses sling hash. In May, 1994 the
Honolulu Weekly published an article about us. It's actually a pretty well-written article
and gives you some idea about the origin and nature of our disorganization. Just click the
following link to view it: "Rebels Without a
Pause." One of the Aloha H3's Grand Master Emeriti also wrote a very good
article about us which you'll find by following the What It Is!
link. But if you are looking for hashish or related substances, once again you are in the
wrong place. Please press the "Back" button on your browser and be on your way.
If, on the other hand, you are an adult who enjoys drinking beer,
running and/or walking with a group, and participating in fun and ribaldry, then you are
in the right place!
Our Mismanagement:
Grand Master:
Religious Advisor:
Hash Cash:
Beermeister:
Soda Jerk/Winer: Cock Eyed
Chip Monk: Major Private Tickler
Songmeister: Green Lanturd
Hare Raiser:
Haberdasher:
Hash Trash: VACANT
Hash Flash: VACANT
Ticket Tits: Appointed each Saturday by Religious Advisor
Webmattress & Hash Announce:
Pau Hana Hui King:
Hash Minister -- performs weddings (legal in state of Hawaii), christenings, house blessings, memorial services, etc.:
GM's Emeriti (listed in order from most recent to
founder):
and
and
Stimulate-Her
Black Flag
D.O.T.
Special thanks to Deep Space Probe for providing the background (and other graphics) for
these pages!
When visiting Oahu the Aloha Hash House Harriers
recommend that you stay at the hasher-friendly Royal
Grove Hotel in Waikiki. This hotel has been thoroughly tested and approved by the
Iguana H3.
